yet again more maxims

16. When it thunders, don't fret, say 'God bless you'.
17. When you break a glass, don't fret, say 'Mazeltov'.
18. When you drop and smash a bottle of Champagne, don't fret, say 'Bon Voyage'.
19. Underwhelmed, overwhelmed, you are still whelmed. Whelming is what happens between the shoreline and the sea.