more maxims

9. We make such a cunt of time; deadlines, 9 hour work days or whatever,bedtimes and risetimes etc. If you don't make such a cunt of time it shan't treat you likesuch a cunt. Other people will inevitably try to make a cunt out of your time.‎
10. It is inexcusable to be sorry all the time. We have started using sorry to justify our bad behaviour. It is a convenient get out clause. Most of the time you use it you may as well be saying 'kiss my ass'. How about turning up on time for once instead of being sorry about being late?
11. Always turn up late any event held in your honour. This applies especially to your funeral.