Language Suggestions

As Mark Twain once said, "I don't give a damn for a man who can only spell a word one way"

1. Damn is a pretty damn hard word. If you want to soften it a bit be like a lamb, damb it.
2. Always bare in mind bears in mind.
3. Time flows, the river flows, space flows. We can call them all flowers.

Non Language Suggestions
1. We live in such a digital age that it's easy to forget that other people are actually people. Their own entity to a certain extent. Because of this I suggest, from time to time, you touch someone else's nose with your index finger, from time to time, to remind yourself that they are people like you. Well, a bit like you. Fleshy at least. If they ask you what the hell you are doing, tell them it is an eskimo peck on the cheek. Make sure you do this to someone who will not punch you on the nose in return, though, at least, they shall be reminded that you are an actually a person too. If they ask you why eskimo's don't touch the other eskimo's cheek instead of their nose, tell them that eskimos like noses.
Me too, I like noses, I like my nose, I like breathing through it. I like scratching it too.