31. What is true to me does not necessarily have to be true to you. Maybe you think that's a load of crap.
32. The seasons may not wait but you can wait for the seasons. Patience.
33. More to the point, don't worry about being happy.
34. Every wise owl is also a silly goose.

This one's from the heart

30. If you are going to allow yourself to plummet into deepest darkest nihilism, for the love of God, do it with a kind heart.

25.The cool kids are not cool, just as daft as brushes. Some of them have hairstyles in the style of brushes. Brushes are alright. The cool kids are alright. Leave them cool kids alone. 
26.The kool kids are cool. 
27. Being anti Olympics is the same as being pro Olympics. 
28. Being anti tornadoes is the same as being pro tornadoes. There ain't nothing you can do about it. 
29. There are probably fewer things that you can do something about than you think. Find the right ones, the ones you can do something about.

prologue:

"20. is going to be the one to change my life, I just know it"
Roger Rowley

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21. Feel free to skip a point or 2, or 20.
22. It's damn near impossible to live up to people's expectations, don't bother trying to. Don't expect them to bother trying to live up to yours.
23. The basest people have always had the highest aspirations. The highest aspiration is a low one.
24. Instead of asking 'what more could I ask for', try 'what less...'.

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epilogue:

"You let me down on 20, Joe. you LET. ME. DOWN."
Roger Rowley

yet again more maxims

16. When it thunders, don't fret, say 'God bless you'.
17. When you break a glass, don't fret, say 'Mazeltov'.
18. When you drop and smash a bottle of Champagne, don't fret, say 'Bon Voyage'.
19. Underwhelmed, overwhelmed, you are still whelmed. Whelming is what happens between the shoreline and the sea.

more maxims

12. We all remember our favourite teacher. They were our favourite teacher for being a human being above being a teacher. At some point our favourite teacher will inevitably have disappointed us by being a teacher above being a human being. It is one of the biggest lessons you will learn in school.
13. You want acceptance but you cannot accept unacceptance. Accepting unacceptance is an acceptance. GOD HATES FAGS. Get over it.
14. Using God to prove a point is like using the nazis to prove a point. It renders what you are saying absurd. Even more so with God than with the nazis, there's no denying the holocaust.

more maxims

9. We make such a cunt of time; deadlines, 9 hour work days or whatever,bedtimes and risetimes etc. If you don't make such a cunt of time it shan't treat you likesuch a cunt. Other people will inevitably try to make a cunt out of your time.‎
10. It is inexcusable to be sorry all the time. We have started using sorry to justify our bad behaviour. It is a convenient get out clause. Most of the time you use it you may as well be saying 'kiss my ass'. How about turning up on time for once instead of being sorry about being late?
11. Always turn up late any event held in your honour. This applies especially to your funeral.